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“Dude, where’s Toki?” Shrugging, Skwisgaar frowned to himself as he looked around at the huge crowd of people that made up the Halloween party; mentally checking off the ones he would be banging at some point during the night. It had been their manager Charles’ idea to have a massive Halloween party. He had mentioned something about a fundraising event and also something about all of the money raised going to breast cancer research or something…he and the others couldn’t rightly remember everything he had said since they had all been really wasted at the time. And so now here they were; hosting a massive chari

Pickles was woken up by knocking on his door. The ten bottles of vodka he had drunk earlier made the knocking sound more like loud banging however and he groaned and covered his head with his pillow in the vain hope that whoever was knocking would stop and go away. There was a pause and Pickles smiled to himself as he relaxed and tried to go back to sleep. A familiar soft sob was heard behind the door, making him open one eye slowly and stare at the door. “Pickle…” Toki whimpered. Groaning softly, Pickles staggered to his feet and softly cursed to himself as he opened the door. “What do ya...? Fuck.” He muttered

Skwisgaar hated Christmas. He hated it more than Charles’ speeches about not having sex with random women. He hated it more than the STD tests. He hated it more than those damn fans. He even hated it more than his own mother. Grumbling darkly to himself; Skwisgaar curled up further into his furred blanket and covered his head with his pillow. It was always too cold during Christmas and all of the happy lights and music seemed to make it even colder to the Swede. Everything in nature was dead and dying and yet here was everyone singing and laughing happily for the birth of some Kid! “Christmas is total dildos.” He muttere